St. Paul Healthy Transportation for All

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Convening Closing Joke Punchlines

Here are the potential punchlines to the joke posed at the convening… Have a preference? Have another suggestion?  Let us know in the comments!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN DOUBLE –CROSS THE ROAD?

1)      Because the other side took the cannoli.

2)      To turn it in to a street.

3)      It saw a pretty butterfly in wildflowers along a bike path next to the road.

4)      Because the last one home was a rotten egg.

5)      Because the road was headed down the wrong path.

6)      Because the road didn’t go where it promised.

7)      Because the road took a turn to the other side.

8)      To avoid being thrown under the bus.

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